"Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

fallontonight:

Jim Gaffigan loves being a dad!

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10knotes:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

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10knotes:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

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"There are years that ask questions and years that answer."

- Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via observando)

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im-still-flying:

Oscar-Winning Disney Songs

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  • Question: if you were forced to read john green or ayn rand which would you choose? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    unimpressed2chainz:

    i would choose illiteracy

    This hurt.

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i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

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swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

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harrietfindinghappiness:

tyleroakley:

death-by-lulz:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

This fucked me up.

harrietfindinghappiness:

tyleroakley:

death-by-lulz:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

This fucked me up.

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juliajm15:

This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O

I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘

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valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

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NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

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mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

speightstiel:

buttspeightjr:

i like that the SPN description on Netflix is ‘Siblings Dean and Sam crisscross the country, investigating paranormal activity and picking fights with demons, ghosts, and monsters’

picking fights

it makes it sounds like the demons, ghosts, and monsters are like just hanging out and all of a sudden dean and sam show up and like bug the shit out of them

“hey wendigo, nice wig, what’s it made of?”

“YOUR DEAD MOM’S CHEST HAIR”

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

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