"Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

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bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

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ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

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bublog:

Whoa, sweet space cap, BUB. You look ready for SPACE CAMP!
Thanks to Catie Savage for making the hat, and donating all her kitty hat sales to Lil BUB’s Big FUND.

bublog:

Whoa, sweet space cap, BUB. You look ready for SPACE CAMP!

Thanks to Catie Savage for making the hat, and donating all her kitty hat sales to Lil BUB’s Big FUND.

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dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

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iguanamouth:

together at last

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meefling:

lizzerss:

i realize these are origami but i’d probably eat the fuck out of them anyhow

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tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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apocalypse-of-the-week:

that’s it, that’s the show.

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choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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